Rants

Part 2 of my life's journey will have to wait.  Because tonight I am going to just rant.  Now please note that 90% of his rant blog is all in good humor so if you get offended easily, DON'T READ IT!  The last thing I need is hate mail, hate comments etc from people who don't know my sense of humor.  Yeah I'm sarcastic as hell and my sense of humor can be very dry.......deal with it or move on!  =P 

I like to people watch.  It's quite entertaining.  Whether it's at the mall, at the restaurant, grocery shopping, hell, even at the gym.  ANd I've come to one conclusion.  This whole world is just f*cked up!!!  Am i saying that I'm Miss perfect?  Hell no!  I'm sure I'm pretty f*cked up too!  But it's actually quite comical.  Let's start with the pet peeves......

~Ok, so most of us go to the gym right?  Ok, this has ALWAYS been a pet peeve of mine.  I laugh when I see people who go to the gym fight for a parking spot closest to the doors.  Seriously???  What bothers me more is when I see employees do it!  I mean ok, if the parking lot is empty and you're there at the "non peak" times, then whatever....park up close.   I mean walking an extra 10 yards is NOT going to kill you.  Sheesh.....save the spots close to the door for the people with the little kids, the elderly, injured, etc.  Stop being a lazy ass and f*cken walk already!  And don't give me the bs excuse "But it's cold.....!"  Um, that's why they invented long johns, sweaters, coats etc.  NO EXCUSE.  And if you are an employee doing this...SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!!  >=(

~I've noticed that the more you succeed, the more certain people want you to fail.  Dude, why can't you just be happy for us?  Why all the hate and jealousy?  Ok, you think I don't know....but all you sh*t talkers...I KNOW!!!  I just don't say anything to you because honestly......it's quite comical.  I'm so glad that my life has become the topic of your gossip mills, and sh*t talking.  You b*tches know who you are!  Seriously....it's always the b*tches who do the hating.  Guys usually don't get involved in the drama.  And i thank you for that.  Especially my guy sfriends.  Thank God!

~Speaking of guys.......you men confuse the hell out of me and probably always will!  99% of you DON'T know what you want.  ANd if you do, you STILL like to play games.  gahhhhh!  =)

~People with NO common courtesy.  I even have friends with this problem.  You know who you are!  And if you are thinking you are one of them.....that's your guilty conscience speaking and you probably are! 

~If you have kids.....CONTROL AND HANDLE YOUR DAMN KID(s)!!!!!!  I can't stress this enough!  Like for example, if you are at a restaurant and your kid is at the table misbehaving and/or screaming to the point where people have to turn and look......that is a problem!!!!!  You're right, no I do not have kids so I can't say how hard it is to raise them or whatever.....but I know that if my kid is misbehaving I will leave or remove us from that situation.  That's just common courtesy.  Another example...like if you bring your kid(s) to my house and they are making a mess, spilling things, etc......DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!  Don't sit there and f*cken laugh and act like it's not happening.  I see this ALL THE TIME!!!!  Yeah they are "just kids" but if you know they are going to make a mess, etc....LEAVE THEM AT HOME!!!!  And yes i am talking about family members too!!!!  You know who you are!!!!

~What is up with the drivers in this area???  It rains and people freak out.  It snows and they freak out even more.  If you even have to freak out over rain, snow, etc...then you should NOT be on the roads period!  You can't fight mother nature. 

~Speaking of being on the roads.  There are road ettiquettes.  Ok, I'll be the first to admit, I tend to drive on the faster side.  No I am not wreckless per say, I just have no patience (which is a flaw that I admit to).  I STAY in the left lane.  If you are going the speed limit or under, you should NOT be in the left lane!!!!  PERIOD!  No if's ands or butts!  Also, if you are on ANY major freeway and can't even keep up with the speed limit, then you should NOT be on it.  If you are...be warned...anyone who honks at you, curses at you, flashes high beams, gives you the finger etc...YOU DESERVE IT!!!!

~Crocks.  i don't care who you are.......crocks are the ugliest things in the world and if you wear them, please don't talk to me. 

~People who think they are better than you.  Yeah sure, you act like your sh*t don't stink!  Get over yourself! 

~People who say they are going to do something...but DON'T.  Again common courtesy is the theme here.

~Chicks who wear pants/shorts with writings on the butt.  Seriously?  Ok, it's cute when you are like 14 but if you are a grown ass women and wearing that....um...yeah...NO!

Did I hit anyone's nerve yet?  haaaaaaaa!  Like I said.......all in good fun.  EVERYONE has pet peeves.  This is just SOME of mine.  I'll admit, I am guilty of some of these things too.  I never said i was perfect, but it sure is fun to vent.  =)  Ok, can't think of anymore.  Tired.  good night bloggers!