So tonight I watched the Grammy's. I get excited because I love to see some of my favorite artists perform. Some songs I've never heard of (meaning literally the ENTIRE country artists), and most I have heard (thank you popular radio).
Here are my thoughts on what I saw tonight. Everyone is different and may have thought the same or have other opinions. This is mine so don't hate! =)
1. Lady Gaga was actually pretty "tame" this year. Although her coming out of that egg....I mean wtf! But I think I get it now. Cee Lo dressed as a colorful chicken...and Gaga as the egg. Yeah, now we know which one came first...or do we? I could be way off.....but that's my concept of that whole thing.
2. Gwyneth Paltrow.....not bad. You're all right. But I think you should stick to acting. You're not a bad singer, but you're also not the best. You're kind of....boring. At least other "singers" who can't sing....(like Britney), has the charisma that makes sales. She can also dance and has that appeal to her (whether slutty or whatever) she still makes sales. If you ever put out a record, no offense, but I don't think you'd make much sells. Just sayin.
3. Justin Beiber......please die! Ok, not really. But hey congrats. You finally reached puberty and now I don't have to confuse you for a girl. Your "hanson-esque" voice was REALLY getting annoying. And for those who are grown adults (meaning not in your teen years) and you have "beiber-fever"......please defriend yourself from my fb and seek help. REALLY? Can we say PEDOPHILE? Think about it. That's kind of creepy. Ok, just kidding about the pedophile part. I understand if you have "admiration" for such young talent. But to see some of you GROWN women (an d men for that matter) get uber excited over him.........yeah.....please don't talk to me. ok, just kidding about that part too. =)
4. Bruno Mars, although you are short, I'll give you credit because I love your songs. That's all. Keep up the good work. And keep singing songs like "just the way you are" that will guarantee guys getting laid when they sing or dedicate that song to chicks who are stupid enough to fall for it. lol. ok, i'm kidding so stop hating! =)
5. RHianna, much better performance LIVE. I always thought you and Fergie were in the same category.....good songs and sounding great in the recording studio but sounding like sh*t LIVE. Wasn't the best, but you were actually pretty good. And um....I don't know your legs are worth a million dollars. I've seen way better than yours. No offense, but true.
6. Eminem. I have always been in love with you and always will be. But....you got too skinny. No me gusta famished looking EMinem. But I still love you. Now go eat a cheeseburger. Hell, you can eat mine! Like I need a cheeseburger anyway. =)
7. P Diddy, Puff Daddy, Puffy, Sean Combs...or whatever the hell you call yourself. The "grill" was so 90's! Seriously?? It's like me bringing back the MC Hammer pants. You look like a damn fool as it is. take that sh*t out and show your pearly whites. then you won't look like such an idiot! I don't care how much money you have...you sport something as ridiculous as that, I will point it out.
8. Lady Antebellum.....wow who would have thought?? Your "booty call" song is apparently a hit. Everytime I hear that song it just makes me want to get drunk off of my vodka and make random drunk booty calls/texts. "It's a quarter after 1, I'm a little drunk and I need you now...." Um, yeah. Sounds like a booty call to me. SO thank you. I will remember that next time and remind myself that it's ok to make those kind of calls.
9. Mick Jaggar.....first time Grammy's performance. mixed emotions about this. I'll leave it at that.
10. Christina Auguilara........the whole time I was hoping you would mess up the lyrics. FAIL! You know you will NEVER live down messing up the lyrics to the national anthem. I mean Whitney Houston was high as a kits, but at least she got the words right!
11. Katy Perry, good performance. You are as cute as a button.
12. Bob Dylan. Man I wish someone handed you a glass of water. Now because you're an "icon" I won't say anything too negative. But um...yeah.
13. Miley Cyrus....WTF were you wearing? Looked like a space age costume gone bad. I'd prefer your slutty daisy dukes cut offs and pole danceing outfit in "party in the USA" than that awful get up.
14. Barbara.......you were good back in the day. Yes, you're an icon and a wonerful singer, but honestly, when you came onto perform...I took a bathroom break and went to get some more vodka.
15. Clay Matthews....what a pleasant surprise. Csn't say anything bad since you're a cheesehead and I love you too! You're actually pretty hot yourself you studmuffin you! =)
ANd that's all i remember from tonight. My thoughts so don't get mad! =) Good night all and HAPPY FRIGGIN VALENTINES DAY!!! *gag me with a barbie doll leg please* haha j/k. Cheers!
